1 00:01:05,085 --> 00:01:08,627 As a Swiss Guardsman you have to have an enormous willpower. 2 00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:12,793 You can't do it without this, Stand motionless for hours. 3 00:01:13,543 --> 00:01:15,710 I didn't mind waiting. 4 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:18,918 And since I had nothing in life, I applied here. 5 00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:23,168 There's not much you can do at work. 6 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:27,835 You let your thoughts wander, imagines traveling. 7 00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:31,377 Sometimes you can. also chat with his colleagues. 8 00:01:31,377 --> 00:01:34,710 People talk about football or you can watch the cardinals. 9 00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:43,627 One day one of them told me, 10 00:01:43,627 --> 00:01:45,960 that he was keeping a secret from me want to entrust. 11 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,210 So we met in a café in Rome. 12 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:50,252 At first I thought, that he wants something from me. 13 00:01:50,252 --> 00:01:51,585 That wasn't the case. 14 00:01:51,585 --> 00:01:53,377 He told me a story. 15 00:01:53,377 --> 00:01:56,627 I don't know why he told me all this. 16 00:01:56,627 --> 00:01:59,543 Maybe he knew that the moment would come at some point 17 00:01:59,543 --> 00:02:01,418 that I will carry it on. 18 00:02:01,418 --> 00:02:03,335 That moment is now. 19 00:02:03,335 --> 00:02:06,918 Maybe she is also completely made up or only half true. 20 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,752 Decide for yourself. 21 00:02:18,085 --> 00:02:20,793 Habemus papam! 22 00:02:23,085 --> 00:02:26,627 Papa Bernabeu VI. 23 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:51,002 Your Holiness. 24 00:02:54,377 --> 00:02:58,335 This is the popemobile we're after the image of your pontificate. 25 00:02:58,543 --> 00:03:03,335 Simple, modern and suitable for off-road use. It has a long range. 26 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:08,127 It's a vehicle that holds us together, unites us, inspires us. 27 00:03:08,335 --> 00:03:10,710 It has a certain glow. 28 00:03:12,043 --> 00:03:13,543 And what kind of glow? 29 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:15,085 If you allow me. 30 00:03:18,668 --> 00:03:20,543 But that's nice. 31 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,502 Beautiful. 32 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:30,752 - Nice. - That's not all. 33 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:40,585 And last but not least this. 34 00:03:46,668 --> 00:03:47,585 Very original. 35 00:03:51,002 --> 00:03:52,168 Thank you very much. 36 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:01,585 Bravo, Your Holiness. 37 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:03,168 - I congratulate you. - No no no. 38 00:04:03,168 --> 00:04:07,210 These were the cardinals of the Curia, responsible for the finances of the Vatican. 39 00:04:08,252 --> 00:04:12,752 From left to right: Choulakis, Parcinkus and Costello. 40 00:04:14,252 --> 00:04:16,627 I want you to be me keep calling him Barnabé. 41 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:19,502 And for you it means still you, understand? 42 00:04:19,502 --> 00:04:23,960 We are more than pleased that to serve a French pope. 43 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,127 The French leader brings definitely brought about a reformation. 44 00:04:27,127 --> 00:04:28,627 That's exactly what I planned. 45 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:33,002 I begin my pontificate with a trip to Latin America. 46 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:34,377 A very good idea. 47 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:35,918 I will take the opportunity 48 00:04:35,918 --> 00:04:37,960 around the world to present my priorities. 49 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,877 I am against the idolization of money. 50 00:04:39,877 --> 00:04:41,210 Of course. 51 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:43,543 The Danger of Mammonism. 52 00:04:43,543 --> 00:04:44,960 - Of course. - Truthfully. 53 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:51,293 To be precise, we wanted something discuss with you, Your Holiness. 54 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,085 Discuss? What? 55 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:56,293 The topic is a bit sensitive. 56 00:05:03,918 --> 00:05:05,627 So what's there? 57 00:05:07,418 --> 00:05:10,210 We have some financial difficulties. 58 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:11,377 Means what? 59 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:13,918 That means that it doesn't look too good. 60 00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:18,668 We are ruined. 61 00:05:20,877 --> 00:05:22,127 What does that mean? 62 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:24,918 Well, we're ruined. 63 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:29,377 It can't be that bad. 64 00:05:29,377 --> 00:05:32,877 In the last decades hit the Vatican Bank 65 00:05:32,877 --> 00:05:35,502 some bad decisions. 66 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,543 How can you with such real estate assets 67 00:05:38,543 --> 00:05:39,918 on the verge of bankruptcy? 68 00:05:40,127 --> 00:05:44,293 To be precise, in recent times sold our assets 30 years ago, 69 00:05:44,293 --> 00:05:45,918 to pay off our debts. 70 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:49,127 Fewer and fewer people come into the Catholic Church. 71 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:51,835 The salaries of the last three months have not yet been paid. 72 00:05:52,043 --> 00:05:55,585 It is extremely important especially in this situation, 73 00:05:55,585 --> 00:05:57,168 to maintain silence. 74 00:05:57,168 --> 00:05:59,918 Other than that, it throws no good light on the church. 75 00:05:59,918 --> 00:06:04,460 We also have with our donors a confidentiality agreement. 76 00:06:05,585 --> 00:06:07,168 Do you see what happened? 77 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:09,168 This is a message from God. 78 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:12,710 If we don't implement reforms, the institution will disappear. 79 00:06:22,918 --> 00:06:26,710 For the trip to Latin America I suggest collecting some donations. 80 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:31,293 The best way is through the local clergy. I could contact you. 81 00:06:32,752 --> 00:06:37,085 He scares me with his reforms. Terrible, these French. 82 00:06:38,502 --> 00:06:41,752 They come and go, we stay. 83 00:06:41,752 --> 00:06:45,085 I'm not sure about that, I have a bad feeling about him. 84 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,668 CIUDAD JUAREZ MEXICO 85 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:21,293 To finance the Pope's trip, 86 00:07:21,293 --> 00:07:23,793 turned the cardinals to Ciudad Juárez. 87 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:28,043 And to be precise, to a woman named Françoise Dumoulin, 88 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:30,585 a French woman, who had lived there for ten years 89 00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:32,627 and promoted charitable causes. 90 00:07:33,543 --> 00:07:37,085 She taught French at a school near Agen, 91 00:07:37,085 --> 00:07:39,960 before she decided to stuffed plums for sale 92 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,668 and export to Mexico. 93 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:44,502 She noted that it was much more lucrative, 94 00:07:44,502 --> 00:07:47,335 here in Mexico to be processed with local spices. 95 00:07:48,377 --> 00:07:52,043 Since then she has been running one of the two largest drug cartels in the region. 96 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:55,627 One for you and one for you. 97 00:07:55,627 --> 00:07:58,835 Commander! Hello, Comandanta. 98 00:07:58,835 --> 00:08:01,585 I have to go with you talk about something very important. 99 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:04,543 The whole thing will definitely please you very interested. 100 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,210 Visit me at my ranch. 101 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:07,460 Very gladly. 102 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:26,960 PAPAMOBIL 103 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,127 Françoise had herself on a ranch in the desert 104 00:08:29,127 --> 00:08:30,793 settled away from the city. 105 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:32,918 It was called La Comandanta. 106 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,793 To each other to claim the Douglas Cartel 107 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,210 gladly left them behind Messages of their cruelty. 108 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:50,960 She directed videos, 109 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,418 in which they disguised exercised justice in the desert. 110 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,543 The message was the same every time. 111 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:24,002 But her true passion 112 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:26,918 - was the French class. - With kind regards. 113 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:34,127 Kind regards. 114 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:37,585 - Commander. - Yes? 115 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:39,460 The Padre is here. 116 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:46,710 The priest is here. 117 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,877 Voila. Well done. 118 00:09:49,377 --> 00:09:50,835 See you then. 119 00:09:54,335 --> 00:09:56,210 Oh, it's big! 120 00:09:58,627 --> 00:09:59,585 So? 121 00:09:59,585 --> 00:10:04,835 Yes, so the Pope is looking for a donor, who finances his first trip, 122 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:06,918 which is supposed to start right here, in Mexico. 123 00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:09,002 And there I have it of course immediately to you... 124 00:10:09,002 --> 00:10:11,377 Why does he have such a trip? not enough money yourself? 125 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:15,668 The Holy Father has decided to 126 00:10:15,668 --> 00:10:18,543 to use resources differently, to combat poverty. 127 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:25,127 And for you this is an opportunity to enter the exclusive circle of donors. 128 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,252 How much does he need? 129 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:30,460 Five million euros. 130 00:10:31,293 --> 00:10:33,543 Five million euros. And in return? 131 00:10:33,752 --> 00:10:36,835 They are respected and be recognized. 132 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:39,835 In return I want an account at the Vatican Bank, 133 00:10:39,835 --> 00:10:42,668 for my money stored in a safe place. 134 00:10:42,668 --> 00:10:44,085 This is non-negotiable. 135 00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:54,127 Hello, Ramirez from Mexico. 136 00:10:54,127 --> 00:10:56,793 Yes, I am right now with the Comandanta Françoise. 137 00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:59,085 She will donate five million euros to us. 138 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,627 Yes, and, and... 139 00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:05,960 She asks that to open an account with the Vatican Bank. 140 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,127 I ask. 141 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,043 How much money Do you want to deposit, Comandanta? 142 00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:13,585 About 16 cubic meters, something like that. 143 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,877 She says 16 cubic meters. 144 00:11:23,668 --> 00:11:25,168 Your Holiness! 145 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,585 Your Holiness!! 146 00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:29,002 Your Holiness! 147 00:11:37,252 --> 00:11:40,460 We are happy, to be able to inform you, 148 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,335 that you have your trip can travel to Mexico. 149 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:47,293 A donor was found. More specifically, a donor. 150 00:11:47,293 --> 00:11:51,793 - She is very wealthy. - Ah, a woman. All the better. 151 00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:55,502 Another important point on my reform list. 152 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:56,918 Guess what? 153 00:11:56,918 --> 00:12:00,252 I will in his honor organize a wonderful party. 154 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,335 I ask you to take this into account. 155 00:12:02,543 --> 00:12:05,043 His Holiness's planning is already in place. 156 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:11,293 I'll take care of it and send you a confirmation. 157 00:12:12,877 --> 00:12:15,210 Well, you'll see this is going to be incredible. 158 00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,168 What industry does she come from? 159 00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:19,127 From import-export. 160 00:12:19,335 --> 00:12:21,710 She trades in plums. 161 00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:24,668 She is in the plum field extremely successful. 162 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,502 And she invests too into new technologies. 163 00:12:27,502 --> 00:12:29,210 And into the regional economy. 164 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,918 And in the regional economy, exactly. 165 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,627 But she has other interests. 166 00:12:34,543 --> 00:12:36,543 - Yes, other interests. - Exactly. 167 00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:37,627 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 168 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:41,918 She supports cultural programs of enormous quality. 169 00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:43,502 Oh, that's nice. 170 00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:50,210 It supports culture, short supply chains, species-appropriate husbandry. 171 00:12:50,418 --> 00:12:51,960 - Remarkable. - Oh yes. 172 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,002 - Very good. - And how remarkable. 173 00:12:54,627 --> 00:12:57,127 You will see, Your Holiness, You will love the trip. 174 00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:59,210 The people there are very pious. 175 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,502 WELCOME POPE BARNABÉ 176 00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:09,627 Comandanta. 177 00:13:09,627 --> 00:13:10,960 Looks good. 178 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,418 WELCOME POPE BARNABÉ 179 00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:17,002 He'll love it. 180 00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:22,543 What a beautiful souvenir. 181 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,252 That has arrived. 182 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:29,252 - Another bad news? - I don't know it. 183 00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:40,460 We have them! 184 00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:43,043 With the Vatican bank card 185 00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:46,293 she has access to paradise, so a tax haven. 186 00:13:46,502 --> 00:13:47,877 Almost the same. 187 00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:54,127 What delicious food are you cooking? 188 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,502 That smells good. What is that? 189 00:13:58,502 --> 00:13:59,543 A rammer. 190 00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,502 - What? - Rammler with plums. 191 00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,668 You mean plums with rabbits. 192 00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:10,752 Don't force me, to correct yourself before the Pope. 193 00:14:10,752 --> 00:14:12,127 Yes, Commander. 194 00:14:56,627 --> 00:14:59,210 That's $2,500. 195 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,877 The card was declined. 196 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,543 Unfortunately it is still rejected. 197 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,502 You should check your terminal. 198 00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,877 - How much was it? - $2,500, please. 199 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,502 WELCOME TO CIUDAD JUAREZ! PABST BARNABÉ 200 00:15:40,502 --> 00:15:41,793 WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 201 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,585 Ramirez, I have a little one Problem with the credit card. 202 00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:49,627 Could you please call me back? Thanks. 203 00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:51,502 LA COMANDANTA, PERSONAL FRIEND OF POPE BARNABÉ 204 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:57,168 My reforms will reflect the spirit of poverty bring back to the church. 205 00:15:57,168 --> 00:16:01,085 So we'll come back in the way of our Lord Jesus Christ. 206 00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:06,418 Running on the ranch Activities continue as usual. 207 00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:10,460 And Ramirez confirmed Françoise the arrival of the Pope. 208 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:13,335 He also promised her, that's the little problem 209 00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:16,002 with the Vatican bank card would be solved soon. 210 00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:24,377 Due to her extreme emotional outbursts, 211 00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:26,210 be it with anger or with joy, 212 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,752 became Françoise Dismissed from civil service. 213 00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:37,043 He's on his way! 214 00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:13,377 Françoise! Françoise! 215 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:14,502 What is it, Sara? 216 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,543 Is the Pope coming by helicopter? 217 00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:19,502 Yes, absolutely, yes. 218 00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:20,918 Where is he flying? 219 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,710 I think he comes from there. 220 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,710 We won't forgive those who take advantage of the misery. 221 00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:33,877 Those who kill and make profit from it. 222 00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:39,460 And those who are devoted to the drug trade. 223 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,210 God will judge them. 224 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:47,002 To the sinners who idolize death. 225 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:49,002 Those who make a pact 226 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,418 with the devil. 227 00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:54,752 Barnabé VI has with his statements about the changes, 228 00:17:54,752 --> 00:17:57,293 which he strives for in the Vatican, Leave an impression. 229 00:17:57,502 --> 00:18:00,335 We are now accompanying him live on the way to the airport, 230 00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:04,168 where his plane is ready, which will take him straight back to Rome. 231 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:07,293 The believers use the last minutes... 232 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:11,502 All right, back to work. Come on, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop! 233 00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:12,460 Why are you still standing here? 234 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:27,168 Isn't the Pope coming? 235 00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,585 Yes, it's coming, I promise you. 236 00:18:33,418 --> 00:18:35,210 Bring him here to me! 237 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,793 Go! 238 00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:53,543 LA COMANDANTA, PERSONAL FRIEND OF THE POPE 239 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,252 Be careful, they'll cut off your balls. 240 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:27,335 That is very nice. Thanks so much! Gracias! 241 00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:32,502 Now! Shoot! Shoot! 242 00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:39,918 For heaven's sake! 243 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,793 Let me go, please! 244 00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,293 What a surprise! 245 00:21:18,293 --> 00:21:21,127 There you are! Your Holiness! 246 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,793 Your Holiness! 247 00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:30,960 I will show you everything! 248 00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,293 Welcome, Your Holiness. 249 00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:39,793 What a pleasure to have you here. 250 00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:42,460 This is my property, 3000 hectares. 251 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:48,085 I have two churches, a lake, a zoo, a stud farm with 200 horses. 252 00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:50,835 This is Marguerite, like Marguerite Duras. 253 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,210 Are you well, Your Holiness? 254 00:22:20,627 --> 00:22:22,585 You gave us a fright. 255 00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:26,252 First, take a nice one Shower and then eat. 256 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:35,877 He saw on TV somehow more lively. 257 00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:57,127 Oh, I'm so hungry. 258 00:22:58,668 --> 00:22:59,502 Sit down. 259 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,585 See you later. 260 00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:22,210 It's hard for everyone these days. 261 00:23:23,085 --> 00:23:26,668 You shouldn't be ashamed having financial difficulties. 262 00:23:26,877 --> 00:23:29,960 I was too I've often been left to my own devices. 263 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,793 But now it's working again. Everything comes and goes. 264 00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:34,918 The Mexicans have me closed in her heart 265 00:23:34,918 --> 00:23:36,960 and I would like to return the favor. 266 00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:41,043 On culinary, literary, linguistic level. 267 00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:43,627 Rabbit with plums. 268 00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:53,377 Rammler with plums. 269 00:24:19,627 --> 00:24:22,752 Comandanta, that wasn't intentional. I just wanted to cook for you! 270 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:30,793 Please! Please! No! No! Please! Please! 271 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:52,460 I found larvae, they are extremely delicious. 272 00:24:58,127 --> 00:25:01,252 I'm not hungry anymore, I'm full. Thanks. 273 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,002 Then let's take a photo now. 274 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:08,085 Afterwards you can lie down, tomorrow is a big day. 275 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,418 Buenas. 276 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,377 Good morning. 277 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:31,918 Don't like music? 278 00:25:32,418 --> 00:25:34,377 Yes, yes, yes. I like music. 279 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:38,210 Thanks. 280 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,335 Bon appetit. 281 00:25:42,418 --> 00:25:43,627 Gracias. 282 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,668 Have a nice day. 283 00:26:11,835 --> 00:26:13,210 The world is in turmoil, 284 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:16,168 because Pope Barnabé was during kidnapped on his trip to Mexico. 285 00:26:16,377 --> 00:26:19,710 I call on everyone to pray for him 286 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:24,793 and to donate to him, to pay the high ransom. 287 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,543 Comandanta François and Commander Douglas 288 00:26:28,752 --> 00:26:30,543 were involved in this act. 289 00:26:30,543 --> 00:26:33,335 They say it is about a kind of war 290 00:26:33,335 --> 00:26:36,168 or fight between these two people. 291 00:26:36,168 --> 00:26:39,127 The French woman is a heretic. 292 00:26:39,668 --> 00:26:43,710 She dared to demand a ransom, 293 00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:45,668 to release the Pope. 294 00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:48,210 What a shame! 295 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:52,002 Commander? He is there. 296 00:26:56,502 --> 00:27:00,752 So if you me would release, madame, 297 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,835 then I would put in a good word for you. 298 00:27:09,752 --> 00:27:11,168 What do they think of? 299 00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:14,543 Come on, let's not do that Don't spoil the party for us. 300 00:27:19,377 --> 00:27:22,377 Once I did an entire family dismembered, 301 00:27:22,377 --> 00:27:26,627 the father and the mother in front of her three children, 302 00:27:27,585 --> 00:27:29,752 which I also dismembered, 303 00:27:30,877 --> 00:27:33,418 but I please Your Holiness for forgiveness. 304 00:27:33,627 --> 00:27:37,543 He dismembered an entire family. First the parents, then the children. 305 00:27:37,543 --> 00:27:39,752 For this he asks for forgiveness. 306 00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:47,127 So... 307 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,502 This is very bad, very bad. 308 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:53,502 I know he said that too. 309 00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:55,168 Does he receive absolution? 310 00:27:58,418 --> 00:27:59,377 Yes. 311 00:28:02,502 --> 00:28:03,335 He forgives you! 312 00:28:04,043 --> 00:28:05,168 He forgives you. 313 00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:10,210 - Here, for you. - Thank you. 314 00:28:17,585 --> 00:28:21,085 I have many innocent people dissolved in acid. 315 00:28:22,127 --> 00:28:23,793 That was my specialty. 316 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,252 I even enjoyed it. 317 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,585 Did he enjoy it? 318 00:28:28,585 --> 00:28:31,918 He says he has many innocent people dissolved people in acid. 319 00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:34,002 He was called the cook. 320 00:28:41,293 --> 00:28:45,377 He also receives absolution from me. 321 00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:49,210 He forgives you! He forgives him! 322 00:28:57,377 --> 00:29:02,085 I have gutted many women, who I met when leaving the factory. 323 00:29:03,168 --> 00:29:07,210 And I have a lot of young girls too raped after dancing. 324 00:29:09,168 --> 00:29:13,877 He says he has many women kidnapped and disemboweled. 325 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:16,543 - And he also raped young... - It's okay. 326 00:29:17,502 --> 00:29:20,210 It's nothing. He also receives my absolution. 327 00:29:21,168 --> 00:29:22,793 He is forgiven. 328 00:29:22,793 --> 00:29:24,543 Everyone gets absolution. 329 00:29:24,543 --> 00:29:27,043 He forgives you! He forgives everyone! 330 00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:40,293 - Oh, is this for me? - Yes. 331 00:29:40,293 --> 00:29:41,585 Yes? 332 00:29:41,585 --> 00:29:44,460 Oh, that's hard. 333 00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:46,460 It took him two weeks. 334 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,460 Oh, very nice. Thank you. 335 00:29:52,085 --> 00:29:54,627 And what are the bones made of? 336 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,043 From the men of the Douglas cartel. 337 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:07,293 When will you release me? 338 00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:10,502 Please don't say that you are bored. 339 00:30:10,502 --> 00:30:14,168 The festival is just beginning and it goes on for several days, you know? 340 00:30:15,127 --> 00:30:16,502 Don't worry. 341 00:30:16,502 --> 00:30:19,877 As soon as the problem with my credit card solved, I will release you. 342 00:30:19,877 --> 00:30:21,960 And in the meantime I'll change. 343 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,085 As long as you stay in good company. 344 00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:32,502 I'll put that there, okay? 345 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,418 Caution. 346 00:30:39,043 --> 00:30:40,085 Oh, really? 347 00:30:41,502 --> 00:30:42,793 One two three! 348 00:30:42,793 --> 00:30:44,377 Dad! 349 00:31:44,043 --> 00:31:47,002 Excuse me, can you? please tell me where the toilet is? 350 00:31:47,002 --> 00:31:49,793 But of course. All the way back, and then left. 351 00:31:49,793 --> 00:31:52,210 Thank you very much. Excuse me. 352 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,960 Excuse. 353 00:32:52,835 --> 00:32:54,502 Damn shit! 354 00:33:04,168 --> 00:33:06,918 Barnabe! Barnabe! 355 00:33:09,543 --> 00:33:10,793 Stand still! 356 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,418 Barnabe! 357 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,543 Oh shit! 358 00:33:26,252 --> 00:33:28,252 How do you turn this shit off? 359 00:33:30,918 --> 00:33:32,543 What a piece of shit! 360 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:33,543 Barnabe! 361 00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:44,877 Barnabe! 362 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,460 - No! - What are you doing? 363 00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:57,002 - What was that about? - Let me! 364 00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:58,877 What are you doing? 365 00:34:01,752 --> 00:34:03,002 Get down! 366 00:34:03,002 --> 00:34:04,043 What was that about? 367 00:34:07,585 --> 00:34:09,418 What are you doing there? 368 00:34:15,627 --> 00:34:16,752 What is happening to me right now? 369 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,043 No, stop! 370 00:34:20,835 --> 00:34:22,002 That tickles me. 371 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:46,335 The Mexican Army did it quickly, 372 00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:49,168 to free the Holy Father. 373 00:35:49,168 --> 00:35:52,752 He is with us now, well and safe. 374 00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:58,252 I want me with the Mexican government... 375 00:35:58,252 --> 00:36:01,918 - Get her. Fast! - Yes Yes Yes! 376 00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:06,335 The authorities were very... professional. 377 00:36:08,002 --> 00:36:10,502 I want to thank all donors, 378 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,543 who made sure of it that I was released. 379 00:36:19,835 --> 00:36:23,043 Commander? Commander? Look at this. It's urgent! 380 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,377 Commander? Look at this. 381 00:36:31,668 --> 00:36:35,043 ...are very pleased, that the Holy Father is healthy again... 382 00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:37,335 What happened? Why don't you come dance with us? 383 00:36:38,668 --> 00:36:39,752 Commander? 384 00:36:41,627 --> 00:36:42,793 Who is that? 385 00:36:44,252 --> 00:36:45,335 This is the Pope. 386 00:36:46,752 --> 00:36:47,835 And who is this? 387 00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:50,127 Well, that's the Pope. 388 00:36:54,293 --> 00:36:58,002 I just want to say that my captors treat me very well. 389 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,793 And of course I want me Thank everyone from the bottom of my heart, 390 00:37:02,793 --> 00:37:04,210 who donated for me. 391 00:37:05,127 --> 00:37:06,418 Wait, who is that? 392 00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:08,752 And prayed for me. 393 00:37:10,002 --> 00:37:11,252 Thank you. 394 00:37:11,252 --> 00:37:12,835 What does that mean? 395 00:37:12,835 --> 00:37:15,418 We're switching now to our correspondent Fabrice Fritz 396 00:37:15,418 --> 00:37:17,543 - directly to Ciudad Juarez. - Where is the Pope? 397 00:37:21,668 --> 00:37:23,585 I can't answer that. 398 00:37:23,585 --> 00:37:28,127 He has a tattoo of a woman right here. 399 00:37:29,502 --> 00:37:30,793 This is my mother. 400 00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:37,127 Bring me the chainsaw. 401 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:43,418 My name is Slim. 402 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:47,960 I am the Pope double for dangerous situations. 403 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:48,835 Oh no! 404 00:37:49,252 --> 00:37:50,835 This can't be true! 405 00:37:51,543 --> 00:37:53,043 Why didn't you say that? 406 00:37:53,043 --> 00:37:53,960 You idiot! 407 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,043 In my contract clause 27 it says, that I'm not allowed to say. 408 00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:59,043 And it was in there too, what we did yesterday? 409 00:37:59,252 --> 00:38:02,127 It was you who came after me jumped on it, didn't it? 410 00:38:02,127 --> 00:38:05,210 Besides, that's why I could an ad... No! Please! 411 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:06,543 Please don't! No! 412 00:38:25,252 --> 00:38:28,043 - Is that you? - Yes that's me. 413 00:38:34,002 --> 00:38:35,627 That's me. 414 00:38:35,627 --> 00:38:36,960 And he is. 415 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,293 Is that you? 416 00:38:38,502 --> 00:38:39,918 No, that's him. 417 00:38:44,877 --> 00:38:46,085 POPE BARNABÉ 418 00:38:46,085 --> 00:38:47,960 - And this one? - Yes that's me. 419 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,960 You look a lot like him. 420 00:38:50,877 --> 00:38:51,877 Identical. 421 00:38:52,085 --> 00:38:53,377 - Igual. - Igual. 422 00:38:53,377 --> 00:38:56,127 Well, that's it the principle of a double. 423 00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:57,293 Or? 424 00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:04,752 - Ponte esto. - Ponte esto? 425 00:39:04,752 --> 00:39:06,335 - Cabeza. - Cabeza? 426 00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:08,585 It can get cold in the desert. 427 00:39:09,168 --> 00:39:10,585 - Understood? - Yes. 428 00:39:10,585 --> 00:39:11,793 - Very cold. - And then? 429 00:39:12,627 --> 00:39:15,377 The Comandanta feeds me then to the crocodiles? 430 00:39:15,585 --> 00:39:17,252 No, not yet. 431 00:39:18,293 --> 00:39:20,752 Margarita is still digesting. 432 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,668 - Digestion? - Digestion, digestion. She doesn't eat anything. 433 00:39:23,668 --> 00:39:25,585 - No? Secure? - She doesn't eat anything... 434 00:39:26,585 --> 00:39:28,002 - ...today. - No? 435 00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:31,043 But tomorrow, yes. 436 00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:36,502 Help me! 437 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,335 Please hurry! 438 00:39:41,543 --> 00:39:43,543 They will go public and tell the truth. 439 00:39:43,752 --> 00:39:46,752 Otherwise I'll feed them this penguin here to my animals. 440 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,918 And live on social media. Ass cheek! 441 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:54,085 Is that the woman who financed my trip? 442 00:39:55,918 --> 00:39:57,752 Does she sell the plums? 443 00:39:57,752 --> 00:39:59,210 And other things too. 444 00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:02,752 Please hurry! Marguerite is soon finished digesting. 445 00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:04,210 Please do what she says! 446 00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:05,377 If this doesn't end well, 447 00:40:05,585 --> 00:40:08,627 then I will put them all in prison bring and excommunicate. 448 00:40:08,627 --> 00:40:09,668 Hey! 449 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:11,585 Please! 450 00:40:11,585 --> 00:40:13,210 They're going to free this guy. 451 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:16,377 Please hurry! I don't want to die yet! 452 00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:28,627 Now it's your turn, Douglas. End the whole thing. 453 00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:31,710 We're going to get rid of this scum. 454 00:40:35,543 --> 00:40:38,627 You'll like the hot sauce, you dirty bitch! 455 00:40:48,627 --> 00:40:51,377 Uh! Shithead! 456 00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:58,543 - Caution! - Shoot! Shoot! 457 00:40:58,710 --> 00:40:59,668 On it! On it! 458 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:00,835 Hey, I'm here! 459 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,710 I don't see her, shoot! 460 00:41:12,752 --> 00:41:18,335 I think we can relate to this man thank you for his incredible sacrifice. 461 00:41:21,793 --> 00:41:22,960 GOD IS LOVE 462 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:28,960 No, no! 463 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,668 Fast! Go! 464 00:41:35,502 --> 00:41:36,752 Margarita, no! 465 00:41:38,168 --> 00:41:39,835 Come on! 466 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:48,252 What followed was extremely spectacular chase. 467 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:50,585 Hurry! 468 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:53,793 Go! 469 00:42:06,377 --> 00:42:08,085 Hey, I'm here! 470 00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:19,502 Maybe I am not the best narrator, 471 00:42:19,502 --> 00:42:21,793 but in truth It was really spectacular. 472 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,960 - Your Holiness! - Your Holiness! 473 00:42:29,502 --> 00:42:30,877 Your Holiness! 474 00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:39,918 Your Holiness! 475 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,210 We are pleased to be able to inform you, that your double has been freed. 476 00:42:46,377 --> 00:42:48,793 Slim is now at home. 477 00:42:48,793 --> 00:42:51,752 He has committed himself to to maintain silence. 478 00:42:51,752 --> 00:42:56,543 All's well that ends well. 479 00:43:05,668 --> 00:43:06,585 OK. 480 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:08,960 OK. 481 00:43:12,585 --> 00:43:15,627 We have eleven of our men lost, Commander. 482 00:43:16,918 --> 00:43:21,335 Douglas owns the ranch. We can't go back there. 483 00:43:25,918 --> 00:43:26,960 Here is the bill. 484 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:34,335 And now? 485 00:43:35,377 --> 00:43:36,752 CARD REJECTED 486 00:43:36,752 --> 00:43:38,252 Your card has been declined. 487 00:43:47,335 --> 00:43:48,585 Do you have cash? 488 00:44:00,335 --> 00:44:02,627 - Padre Ramirez. -Ramirez. 489 00:44:03,502 --> 00:44:06,960 The bank card you sent me still doesn't work. 490 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,168 And I don't have confirmation yet received from the Vatican because of the money. 491 00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:14,085 Call me back immediately! 492 00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:21,127 - Are we getting there? - Enough for a tip. 493 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,543 Excuse me. 494 00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,002 They take me to Italy, 495 00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:31,418 and that's why I bring you in the Vatican bank. 496 00:44:32,043 --> 00:44:35,918 The Cardinals like me and they will definitely help me, 497 00:44:35,918 --> 00:44:38,252 to receive enormous compensation. 498 00:44:38,252 --> 00:44:40,502 You'll definitely find it a solution for you too. 499 00:44:40,502 --> 00:44:41,377 So... 500 00:44:42,168 --> 00:44:43,127 Thanks. 501 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,293 The tourist entrance. 502 00:44:45,293 --> 00:44:48,460 And that is the Sistine Chapel. 503 00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:51,960 And here we come through the... 504 00:44:52,168 --> 00:44:54,502 Entrance, right here. 505 00:44:54,710 --> 00:44:57,877 The Pope lives in the building in a very modest apartment. 506 00:44:57,877 --> 00:45:02,335 And when we drive in in the Popemobile, no one will ask us who we are. 507 00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:05,335 The Vatican Bank is right there, in the building. 508 00:45:06,502 --> 00:45:11,043 No thanks, we don't need anything. We don't need anything, thank you. 509 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,627 - Vamos. - We don't have any money. 510 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:14,877 Yes, let's go. -Vamos. 511 00:45:17,043 --> 00:45:18,835 I'm sorry, but I don't have any money. 512 00:45:18,835 --> 00:45:20,793 It's free for you. 513 00:45:21,543 --> 00:45:22,960 Thank you, thank you very much! 514 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,585 Is this for me? 515 00:45:24,793 --> 00:45:27,377 Do you also have shoes? Shoes? 516 00:45:27,377 --> 00:45:29,377 Yes. Yes, I have too. 517 00:45:30,585 --> 00:45:32,293 I have the Mexican government 518 00:45:32,293 --> 00:45:35,002 for leniency towards asked my kidnappers. 519 00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,418 I will pray for her. 520 00:45:37,043 --> 00:45:39,002 So you don't condemn them? 521 00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,502 I feel compassion. 522 00:45:41,168 --> 00:45:42,835 Will you visit Mexico again? 523 00:45:42,835 --> 00:45:44,877 Yes, I promise. 524 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,460 And I want to add, 525 00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:50,168 that this incident me will not dissuade 526 00:45:50,168 --> 00:45:52,085 to enforce my reforms in the church. 527 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:53,460 Thank you. Pardon. 528 00:46:01,752 --> 00:46:03,210 This is your room. 529 00:46:04,502 --> 00:46:05,502 Thanks. 530 00:46:41,168 --> 00:46:43,168 Where did they pick you up? 531 00:46:44,043 --> 00:46:45,585 In Lampedusa. 532 00:46:46,127 --> 00:46:47,918 A priest discovered me. 533 00:46:48,502 --> 00:46:51,168 They have me a contract offered with papers. 534 00:46:51,168 --> 00:46:52,168 That's how it was. 535 00:46:53,085 --> 00:46:54,877 They call me the Popemobile. 536 00:46:57,127 --> 00:47:02,335 Because I'm the one who makes all the trips in the Popemobile. 537 00:47:02,543 --> 00:47:04,168 Probably because it's so dangerous. 538 00:47:04,168 --> 00:47:05,710 Ah, there was my cell phone. 539 00:47:14,543 --> 00:47:17,585 Mom, no, I told you that I have an order. 540 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:19,002 Starting soon. 541 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:22,418 Huh? But no, no, she is not my fiancée. 542 00:47:23,627 --> 00:47:25,960 No, she's not my fiancée. 543 00:47:26,793 --> 00:47:28,502 No, we're not getting married. 544 00:47:28,502 --> 00:47:30,835 So I have them at least not asked yet. 545 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:35,168 No, well, I have to go, you're already waiting. 546 00:47:35,168 --> 00:47:36,752 See you then. Same to you. 547 00:47:37,877 --> 00:47:39,168 My mother. 548 00:47:39,168 --> 00:47:42,377 Your mother will never let me again call your fiancée. Got it? 549 00:47:42,377 --> 00:47:44,418 Otherwise I'll feed it your balls to Marguerite. 550 00:47:51,877 --> 00:47:53,293 Are you married? 551 00:47:53,293 --> 00:47:54,585 Mind your own business? 552 00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:57,877 - Nothing, everything is fine. - Why do you want to know that? 553 00:47:57,877 --> 00:47:59,335 To know. 554 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:00,960 Only this way. 555 00:48:14,335 --> 00:48:15,168 That too. 556 00:48:23,752 --> 00:48:25,210 Do you know what to do? 557 00:48:26,252 --> 00:48:27,293 A little bit. 558 00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:29,793 Old goat. 559 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:44,877 Our Father, thank you for this day, which is coming to an end. 560 00:48:45,085 --> 00:48:46,335 Once again, go! 561 00:48:47,418 --> 00:48:52,877 Our Father, thank you for this day, which is coming to an end. 562 00:48:52,877 --> 00:48:56,377 And for every spark of beauty, that I was allowed to see. 563 00:48:56,377 --> 00:48:57,502 And again. 564 00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:03,127 - Our Father, thank you. - For this day that is coming to an end. 565 00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:04,960 - Once again. - That's not my thing. 566 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,168 This is totally stupid. 567 00:49:06,168 --> 00:49:08,627 No, because if you get caught, then it's my turn too. 568 00:49:11,002 --> 00:49:12,710 It's still a while to get to the submarine. 569 00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:13,668 Submarine? 570 00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:15,460 What kind of submarine? 571 00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,293 In the depths of the seas 572 00:49:36,293 --> 00:49:38,210 In my depths 573 00:49:38,210 --> 00:49:41,418 There you are, there we are 574 00:49:42,293 --> 00:49:47,502 Like a bagfish, who dances, drunk with happiness 575 00:49:48,543 --> 00:49:50,585 Everything happened so quickly 576 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,293 Everything is so crazy 577 00:49:53,210 --> 00:49:54,418 I love you 578 00:49:54,418 --> 00:49:57,793 I breathe you in, like the sun and moon 579 00:49:58,252 --> 00:50:00,585 I think it's going to be a long journey. 580 00:50:06,085 --> 00:50:09,960 Impatient, to ignite our passion 581 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,502 In the light of day 582 00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:20,168 Hello, Commander! How are you? 583 00:50:20,168 --> 00:50:22,960 Welcome to Italy! Did you have a good trip? 584 00:50:23,918 --> 00:50:25,043 Where is the Popemobile? 585 00:50:25,252 --> 00:50:27,793 It was long, right? The Popemobile is here. 586 00:50:27,793 --> 00:50:29,085 ICE CREAM 587 00:50:34,585 --> 00:50:37,002 This way it will be more discreet. 588 00:50:37,002 --> 00:50:38,460 They're definitely trying to kid me. 589 00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:40,043 Please, this way. 590 00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:46,627 We packed everything in the trunk. Everything from the Pope, the hat... 591 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:47,877 You will drive. 592 00:50:47,877 --> 00:50:50,668 It's all ok? Ciao 593 00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:09,627 Goodbye, Comandanta. 594 00:51:16,168 --> 00:51:17,835 Your Holiness, may I introduce, 595 00:51:17,835 --> 00:51:21,085 Victoria and Stefan from High Speed Partners. 596 00:51:21,085 --> 00:51:22,252 How are you? 597 00:51:22,252 --> 00:51:25,293 I hope you're feeling better after this very unfortunate trip. 598 00:51:25,293 --> 00:51:26,960 Please don't talk about it anymore. 599 00:51:29,627 --> 00:51:33,252 So, I hope that you have good news for me. 600 00:51:35,002 --> 00:51:37,168 Well, let's keep it short, shall we? 601 00:51:38,418 --> 00:51:39,793 Successful is something different. 602 00:51:40,002 --> 00:51:41,710 Success, what? 603 00:51:42,377 --> 00:51:44,543 They have the biggest debt hole in Europe 604 00:51:44,543 --> 00:51:47,543 and through tax evasion your economy is devastated. 605 00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:50,043 So... 606 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,877 I heard that we would be a tax haven. 607 00:51:53,085 --> 00:51:55,377 Panama is now much more attractive. 608 00:51:55,585 --> 00:51:57,585 And there is another problem. 609 00:51:57,585 --> 00:52:00,752 Youth unemployment is extremely high. 610 00:52:00,752 --> 00:52:03,502 Especially among 70 to 80 year olds. 611 00:52:04,627 --> 00:52:06,752 No, we need a repositioning 612 00:52:06,752 --> 00:52:08,418 with a complete change of the business model. 613 00:52:08,627 --> 00:52:09,460 Completely? 614 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,668 Until... business model? 615 00:52:11,668 --> 00:52:14,377 If you are the market leader want to achieve in the B2C sector, 616 00:52:14,585 --> 00:52:16,460 then you have to become more innovative. 617 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:18,918 With new products. Address the youth. 618 00:52:19,502 --> 00:52:21,710 You could support a soccer team. 619 00:52:21,710 --> 00:52:23,627 Create an anxiety reliever brand. 620 00:52:23,627 --> 00:52:28,127 The Sistine Chapel could be used for company events. 621 00:52:28,127 --> 00:52:31,293 Why not start a hedge fund? or a cryptocurrency. 622 00:52:31,502 --> 00:52:34,252 Exactly, and for cryptocurrency we already have a name. 623 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,210 Trust us, it is market-safe. 624 00:52:36,877 --> 00:52:39,502 - The Vaticoin. - The Vaticoin. 625 00:52:44,710 --> 00:52:46,418 Now there is only... 626 00:52:46,627 --> 00:52:48,377 - ...the real problem. - Yes. 627 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,752 We absolutely have to reduce labor costs, okay? 628 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,085 Given your finances, you should start thinking like a start-up. 629 00:52:58,293 --> 00:53:00,752 We have to do everything rebuild from scratch. 630 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,085 Just like Jesus did, right? 631 00:53:03,293 --> 00:53:04,793 The guy was a true Golden Boy. 632 00:53:04,793 --> 00:53:07,460 Exactly, a real inspiration, right? 633 00:53:08,085 --> 00:53:11,335 It’s also good for team building and a benefit for everyone. 634 00:53:11,335 --> 00:53:13,502 And we love benefits. 635 00:53:14,002 --> 00:53:17,918 The whole thing would also enable us Attracting business angels. 636 00:53:18,127 --> 00:53:21,668 Okay, that's enough now. Stop me with your liberal catechism. 637 00:53:23,627 --> 00:53:25,918 As you want, but the whole thing involves great risk. 638 00:53:25,918 --> 00:53:27,210 A big risk. 639 00:53:27,418 --> 00:53:28,918 A big risk. 640 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:32,085 Do you know what I'm going to do? I will dissolve the Curia 641 00:53:32,085 --> 00:53:35,085 and appoint new cardinals, without all the privileges. 642 00:53:39,668 --> 00:53:41,918 Does he really believe that he can cut us off like that? 643 00:53:42,418 --> 00:53:43,668 Who does he think he is? 644 00:53:43,877 --> 00:53:48,168 Well, he's the Pope, but he believes in fact, he acts in the name of God. 645 00:53:48,168 --> 00:53:49,502 The guy has a blast. 646 00:53:49,502 --> 00:53:52,002 If this continues, only become Africans 647 00:53:52,002 --> 00:53:53,793 get the job done, I'm telling you. 648 00:53:53,793 --> 00:53:54,835 Don't worry. 649 00:53:59,127 --> 00:54:00,918 His days are numbered. 650 00:54:18,168 --> 00:54:19,418 Do you want some ice cream? 651 00:54:19,418 --> 00:54:20,710 Why not? 652 00:54:25,127 --> 00:54:26,460 Is that hot? 653 00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:30,627 So... 654 00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:36,210 So we have... 655 00:54:37,168 --> 00:54:38,793 Everything melted. 656 00:54:39,502 --> 00:54:41,460 Looks like chocolate, strawberry 657 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,877 - and vanilla. - Chocolate, chocolate. 658 00:54:43,335 --> 00:54:45,835 Chocolate, coming immediately. 659 00:54:45,835 --> 00:54:47,460 Voila, chocolate. 660 00:55:00,543 --> 00:55:02,835 Why do you actually have me? saved from the crocodile? 661 00:55:02,835 --> 00:55:05,127 Because you are my hostage. I still need you. 662 00:55:07,127 --> 00:55:08,918 I think there is another reason. 663 00:55:09,127 --> 00:55:11,460 - You just don't admit it. - What should I admit? 664 00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:14,002 - I should have fed you. - I'll tell you what. 665 00:55:15,335 --> 00:55:18,085 When I'm between you and Marguerite would have to decide 666 00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:20,752 then I would choose you. 667 00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:22,627 Do you think that's funny? 668 00:55:33,918 --> 00:55:36,085 Ice! Ice! Ice! 669 00:55:43,377 --> 00:55:44,793 Ice! Ice! 670 00:55:44,793 --> 00:55:47,918 Here, for you. Vanilla, pistachio, strawberry. 671 00:55:48,668 --> 00:55:51,335 what are you going to do when you get your money back? 672 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,585 I do not know yet. 673 00:55:53,585 --> 00:55:56,877 When I get my documents back and receive my severance pay, 674 00:56:00,043 --> 00:56:02,085 then I will start my own business. 675 00:56:03,043 --> 00:56:04,668 I am very determined. 676 00:56:04,668 --> 00:56:06,918 I won't stay a double forever. 677 00:56:06,918 --> 00:56:09,168 Many people say that I am a doer. 678 00:56:09,168 --> 00:56:10,460 They see something different. 679 00:56:12,252 --> 00:56:13,210 Oh yes? 680 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,002 Well then. 681 00:56:51,502 --> 00:56:52,752 And here we go. 682 00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:02,293 They will definitely be happy. 683 00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:04,543 My room is not big, but very comfortable. 684 00:57:04,543 --> 00:57:06,460 I absolutely have to tell you Introduce Parcinkus. 685 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:07,418 He hired me. 686 00:57:07,418 --> 00:57:09,168 He'll definitely find a solution for your problem. 687 00:57:09,168 --> 00:57:10,252 Good afternoon, sister. 688 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:11,668 Could you be a little more discreet? 689 00:57:11,877 --> 00:57:13,668 Well, it's not that easy with them. 690 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,293 The one there. 691 00:57:18,293 --> 00:57:19,293 I'm sorry, what? 692 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,085 Thanks. 693 00:57:23,002 --> 00:57:24,043 Much better. 694 00:57:24,918 --> 00:57:25,918 It's all ok? 695 00:57:26,502 --> 00:57:27,627 He's nice. 696 00:57:27,627 --> 00:57:28,668 And where do we have to go now? 697 00:57:28,877 --> 00:57:30,668 First I will show you my room. 698 00:57:31,335 --> 00:57:32,460 You'll be amazed. 699 00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,377 Is it the right one or... 700 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:40,627 Who are you then? 701 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,002 I am the new double! 702 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,877 They probably didn't wait for you. 703 00:57:45,877 --> 00:57:48,043 Wait, what about my stuff? 704 00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:52,460 In. 705 00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:00,502 Kind Jesus! 706 00:58:01,502 --> 00:58:04,085 - It's you. - Yes, who were you expecting? 707 00:58:04,835 --> 00:58:07,293 I was convinced that you would make it out. 708 00:58:07,293 --> 00:58:09,210 God is merciful to his servants. 709 00:58:09,210 --> 00:58:10,418 Do you think ...? Find? 710 00:58:10,627 --> 00:58:13,335 I don't know what's stopping me, To punch you. 711 00:58:13,335 --> 00:58:15,377 You replaced me, right? 712 00:58:16,002 --> 00:58:18,127 - Where are my things? - They're there. 713 00:58:19,877 --> 00:58:23,418 I regret what happened and the consequences of this... 714 00:58:23,627 --> 00:58:24,752 Luckily you're fine. 715 00:58:24,752 --> 00:58:26,543 I wouldn't have should listen to the cardinals. 716 00:58:26,543 --> 00:58:28,668 I have prayed a lot for you, my brother. 717 00:58:28,668 --> 00:58:34,002 You know, your brother wants papers and a big severance payment for all of it. 718 00:58:34,002 --> 00:58:36,252 This is just a bit complicated. 719 00:58:38,543 --> 00:58:41,127 Your Holiness, I'm afraid we have to find a solution. 720 00:58:41,127 --> 00:58:42,960 My patience is limited. 721 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,835 What do you mean by that, sister? 722 00:58:44,835 --> 00:58:47,335 I'm not a sister. At least none like the others. 723 00:58:47,335 --> 00:58:50,627 She is different. Very different. Extremely different, if we're honest. 724 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:52,085 I am the Comandanta Françoise. 725 00:58:52,918 --> 00:58:54,127 Who kidnapped me? 726 00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:56,377 No, I was kidnapped. 727 00:58:56,585 --> 00:58:59,043 While you're cozy sat in your velvet armchair, 728 00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:01,585 - I was fed to Marguerite. - Slim, that's enough. 729 00:59:02,168 --> 00:59:05,502 You will now accompany me to the bank and solve the problem with my card. 730 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,668 But I have a ceremony in 20 minutes. 731 00:59:07,668 --> 00:59:09,127 First I want my money. 732 00:59:21,002 --> 00:59:22,710 Switch 3, please. 733 00:59:29,918 --> 00:59:31,710 Switch 4, please. 734 00:59:31,710 --> 00:59:34,377 Your Holiness, what can I do for you? 735 00:59:34,377 --> 00:59:36,877 She wants to check whether you have received a transfer. 736 00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:39,627 Good afternoon, sister. Do you have the account number for me? 737 00:59:46,293 --> 00:59:48,002 That's strange. 738 00:59:48,002 --> 00:59:50,668 This number shines not to be linked to any account. 739 00:59:50,668 --> 00:59:51,793 How can that be? 740 00:59:51,793 --> 00:59:53,335 How much did you transfer? 741 00:59:53,335 --> 00:59:55,252 328 million euros. 742 00:59:55,252 --> 00:59:56,710 Are you sure about that? 743 00:59:56,710 --> 00:59:58,668 Such a sum is considerable 744 00:59:58,668 --> 01:00:00,918 considering, that the Vatican coffers... 745 01:00:00,918 --> 01:00:02,918 Yes, I'm sure. And it is significant. 746 01:00:02,918 --> 01:00:06,918 To be precise That's 328,232,000 euros. 747 01:00:07,127 --> 01:00:09,585 No, no, calm down. We'll find your money. 748 01:00:09,585 --> 01:00:11,793 It definitely is just a booking error. 749 01:00:12,335 --> 01:00:13,585 Certainly. 750 01:00:13,585 --> 01:00:15,835 - Let's go to the other side. - This way. 751 01:00:15,835 --> 01:00:18,543 The Vatican Bank informs your valued customers, 752 01:00:18,543 --> 01:00:21,418 that it will close in thirty minutes. 753 01:00:22,377 --> 01:00:23,960 It's fake. 754 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,793 It says “Banca del Vatico”. 755 01:00:26,793 --> 01:00:29,210 We have “Banca del Vaticano”. 756 01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:30,543 Are you kidding me? 757 01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:33,085 What's that supposed to mean? What does that mean? 758 01:00:33,085 --> 01:00:35,710 - Your Holiness! - I'll discuss this with Parcinkus. 759 01:00:35,710 --> 01:00:36,835 Wait a moment. 760 01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:44,960 Revered Cardinal. 761 01:00:50,710 --> 01:00:52,543 Is there a problem, Your Holiness? 762 01:00:55,627 --> 01:00:58,210 No, everything is fine. It's all ok. 763 01:01:06,752 --> 01:01:09,752 - Con la Banca del Vaticano i vostri... - I'll finish you all! 764 01:01:20,293 --> 01:01:21,960 The guy must have a passport. 765 01:01:30,585 --> 01:01:32,960 I'm ready. Do we want Barnabé? 766 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,252 - People are already waiting. - No, I'm busy, I don't have time. 767 01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:38,543 This is not the time to be around these people to keep waiting. You know that. 768 01:01:38,752 --> 01:01:40,002 I won't go there. 769 01:01:40,002 --> 01:01:40,918 Ah, there. 770 01:01:41,585 --> 01:01:43,627 The whole thing will also happen very quickly. 771 01:01:43,627 --> 01:01:45,877 Otherwise they will come up with the idea of getting you. 772 01:01:45,877 --> 01:01:47,043 - Oh, really? - Yes. 773 01:01:47,043 --> 01:01:50,835 This is a ceremony which they particularly value. 774 01:01:50,835 --> 01:01:52,877 Ah yes? And what kind of ceremony is this? 775 01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:55,043 One you will love. 776 01:01:55,043 --> 01:01:56,127 Well then let's go. 777 01:01:57,210 --> 01:02:00,002 Oh, yes! Yes Yes Yes! 778 01:02:06,377 --> 01:02:09,043 Let us celebrate this gathering, 779 01:02:09,043 --> 01:02:11,752 that should help us, to renovate the church. 780 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,043 Cheers! 781 01:02:20,418 --> 01:02:22,460 That's good! What is that? 782 01:02:23,752 --> 01:02:26,502 One of our specialties. 783 01:02:26,502 --> 01:02:29,293 It is also called “The Forbidden Fruit”. 784 01:02:30,002 --> 01:02:33,085 Or "John Paul I". 785 01:02:33,085 --> 01:02:34,210 Or even... 786 01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:38,502 “Angel’s smile,” whatever you want. 787 01:02:44,210 --> 01:02:45,960 To the Mexican market. 788 01:02:47,252 --> 01:02:48,793 And to everyone else. 789 01:02:57,835 --> 01:02:58,918 Where did he go? 790 01:03:00,127 --> 01:03:01,752 Where are you, cabrón? 791 01:03:28,377 --> 01:03:29,668 Gloria 792 01:03:31,668 --> 01:03:32,752 Patri 793 01:03:34,293 --> 01:03:35,502 et Filio 794 01:03:36,835 --> 01:03:38,877 et Spiritu Sanctus 795 01:03:44,418 --> 01:03:46,543 Sic-sicut 796 01:03:46,543 --> 01:03:47,543 cat, cud 797 01:03:48,377 --> 01:03:49,418 sicöt 798 01:03:50,002 --> 01:03:52,543 erat in prinsipio 799 01:03:53,418 --> 01:03:54,585 et nunc 800 01:03:55,252 --> 01:03:56,252 nonc 801 01:03:57,585 --> 01:03:59,543 et sember 802 01:04:04,085 --> 01:04:05,210 Ah, just a moment. 803 01:04:14,127 --> 01:04:15,210 Hello, mom. 804 01:04:16,877 --> 01:04:17,960 I'll call back. 805 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,877 I know you're waiting for your transfer. 806 01:04:19,877 --> 01:04:21,127 Do not worry. 807 01:04:21,127 --> 01:04:22,668 I came into some money. 808 01:04:22,668 --> 01:04:23,960 Yes, mom, I'll be fine. 809 01:04:26,252 --> 01:04:28,835 Mom, I have to hang up. I'm at work. 810 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,460 Et 811 01:04:43,502 --> 01:04:44,793 in saecula 812 01:04:55,252 --> 01:04:57,918 Oh God! 813 01:04:59,293 --> 01:05:03,377 Our Father, I thank you for this day, which is coming to an end, 814 01:05:04,252 --> 01:05:06,210 And for every spark... 815 01:05:06,835 --> 01:05:09,627 Beauty that I was allowed to see. 816 01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:12,043 Your glory is immeasurable. 817 01:05:12,877 --> 01:05:14,418 And overwhelms me. 818 01:05:14,418 --> 01:05:15,543 - Sua Santita? - Yes, please? 819 01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:16,793 Il bacile. 820 01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:19,002 The basin for the feet. 821 01:05:19,918 --> 01:05:21,210 - For the feet. - Feet? 822 01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:23,043 - Whose feet? - Their feet. 823 01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:25,127 For the feet... foot washing. 824 01:05:27,168 --> 01:05:29,418 Ah yes, that's what the pool is for. 825 01:06:04,918 --> 01:06:07,377 He is the best pope there ever was. 826 01:06:08,043 --> 01:06:10,960 He washed everyone, one by one. 827 01:06:15,627 --> 01:06:16,960 What a treat! 828 01:06:23,752 --> 01:06:25,877 Oh, what passion! 829 01:06:53,752 --> 01:06:56,918 Are you sure that the Popemobile was destroyed? 830 01:06:56,918 --> 01:06:59,335 Yes, of course. 831 01:07:00,502 --> 01:07:01,543 How come? 832 01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:04,460 I suspect it is him. 833 01:07:07,627 --> 01:07:08,668 What is? 834 01:07:13,877 --> 01:07:16,627 - Were there any complications? - Complications? 835 01:07:16,627 --> 01:07:18,335 How can you be such a sadist? 836 01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:20,168 I'm back and is supposed to do the dirty work. 837 01:07:20,168 --> 01:07:21,627 Why don't you ask the other person? 838 01:07:21,627 --> 01:07:24,793 The one sitting in my room now. You just want to finish me off! 839 01:07:25,585 --> 01:07:28,085 I want a normal job! Did you understand? 840 01:07:29,085 --> 01:07:30,377 When you come to a new country, 841 01:07:30,377 --> 01:07:33,043 then you take what you want can get and is not picky. 842 01:07:33,252 --> 01:07:35,043 This is something different. This is torture! 843 01:07:35,793 --> 01:07:37,877 It's a real curse, To have your face! 844 01:07:38,877 --> 01:07:41,085 Why don't I look like Lady Gaga? 845 01:07:44,585 --> 01:07:48,127 So, we'll take care of both of them, then the matter is settled. 846 01:07:49,043 --> 01:07:51,752 That's exactly what we should do, that's a good idea. 847 01:07:53,377 --> 01:07:55,627 sorry, where can I find the sisters? 848 01:07:56,710 --> 01:07:58,960 - I think in the kitchen over there. - Thanks. 849 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:09,543 Your Holiness, I admire you! 850 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:10,793 You scared me. 851 01:08:10,793 --> 01:08:12,502 You do everything in your power, 852 01:08:12,502 --> 01:08:15,043 about the balance between To restore rich and poor. 853 01:08:15,252 --> 01:08:18,168 - Well, I have no choice. - You are a role model for all of us. 854 01:08:18,168 --> 01:08:20,002 Honestly, I have deserves a beating. 855 01:08:20,002 --> 01:08:22,002 If I had the time, I would slap myself. 856 01:08:22,002 --> 01:08:23,335 They really are wonderful. 857 01:08:23,543 --> 01:08:25,627 - Exactly, just like you say. - A role model for humanity. 858 01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:26,710 Goodbye. 859 01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:32,043 They can't stand them here. 860 01:08:32,252 --> 01:08:35,543 But these are enemies of those there for a long time. 861 01:08:35,752 --> 01:08:40,585 Those here are enemies with those here, but they are friends with those there. 862 01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:44,960 And those there are enemies with those there, 863 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,168 but they are friends with those here. 864 01:08:48,168 --> 01:08:52,127 Yes, but there are also some from those here who don't like them. 865 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:53,710 And these and these... 866 01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:55,960 - This is much more complicated than mine. - Not that easy. 867 01:08:58,502 --> 01:09:01,210 However, there is one person who they all hate, the Pope. 868 01:09:01,210 --> 01:09:03,127 - Yes, they hate him! - Something like that! 869 01:09:03,127 --> 01:09:05,543 It even says, that you want to eliminate the Pope. 870 01:09:05,752 --> 01:09:09,585 And that you're a contract killer have come to take care of this. 871 01:09:09,585 --> 01:09:13,502 Don't you have anything better to do? than standing around here like washerwomen? 872 01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:16,793 Get to work! Go now! 873 01:09:25,502 --> 01:09:26,960 Come on, let's go. 874 01:09:30,335 --> 01:09:33,127 Your Holiness, we have to leave. 875 01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:34,460 They're planning on assassinating you. 876 01:09:34,460 --> 01:09:37,335 I'm leaving anyway and that's exactly what you should do. 877 01:09:37,335 --> 01:09:39,335 Not as long as I have my money didn't get it back. 878 01:09:39,335 --> 01:09:40,335 Look here. 879 01:09:40,335 --> 01:09:42,252 I have a decent one get severance pay. 880 01:09:42,252 --> 01:09:43,918 - We can make money. - That's wrong. 881 01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,418 Where do you want to go? The exit is there. 882 01:09:45,418 --> 01:09:47,252 I won't lick feet anymore. 883 01:10:02,752 --> 01:10:04,335 He'll never survive the week. 884 01:10:04,335 --> 01:10:05,668 I bet 100 euros. 885 01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:09,835 1024. 886 01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:12,502 ...to this we add... 887 01:10:15,585 --> 01:10:16,918 They're back. 888 01:10:17,127 --> 01:10:18,377 - They want to kill you. - What? 889 01:10:18,377 --> 01:10:20,627 Then they will try to blame me. 890 01:10:20,627 --> 01:10:22,127 This is a nightmare. 891 01:10:22,127 --> 01:10:25,543 It's only just beginning with you now, but for me it's already lasted a month. 892 01:10:26,168 --> 01:10:28,002 We need help. I'm calling my men. 893 01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:30,460 Your men? 894 01:10:32,877 --> 01:10:34,085 I'm getting old. 895 01:10:36,002 --> 01:10:37,085 Douglas? 896 01:10:41,252 --> 01:10:42,627 Can I have a banana? 897 01:10:57,543 --> 01:10:58,668 Let's get out of there! 898 01:10:59,918 --> 01:11:01,335 None of this is our problem. 899 01:11:02,335 --> 01:11:03,502 I've lost everything. 900 01:11:04,043 --> 01:11:05,793 I can't just like that, go back home. 901 01:11:05,793 --> 01:11:09,418 We will make money. And that is if we become business partners. 902 01:11:10,418 --> 01:11:12,960 You know, the two of us could create something. 903 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,002 Something beautiful, Françoise. 904 01:11:15,210 --> 01:11:16,668 I feel it. 905 01:11:24,043 --> 01:11:25,627 Understood. Already got it. 906 01:11:26,168 --> 01:11:27,960 It's because I'm poor, right? 907 01:11:28,377 --> 01:11:29,585 You'll see. 908 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:48,085 What's wrong, Your Holiness? 909 01:11:48,085 --> 01:11:49,835 The drug dealer is here. 910 01:11:49,835 --> 01:11:51,418 If we don't pay them by tomorrow, 911 01:11:51,418 --> 01:11:53,002 she will execute all the hostages, 912 01:11:53,002 --> 01:11:55,460 Father Ramirez and all the cardinals of the Curia. 913 01:11:56,543 --> 01:11:58,793 - Please. - And how much is the ransom? 914 01:12:00,585 --> 01:12:02,168 I don't know how high that is. 915 01:12:02,877 --> 01:12:04,252 Except it was a lot. 916 01:12:04,835 --> 01:12:06,002 Two million? 917 01:12:06,210 --> 01:12:08,668 - In dinars? - No, no, in euros, of course. 918 01:12:08,877 --> 01:12:10,127 Yes, exactly. 919 01:12:10,127 --> 01:12:12,835 Two million euros. Now it occurs to me again. 920 01:12:12,835 --> 01:12:15,168 You need the money in cash by tomorrow morning. 921 01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:17,835 Okay, okay. I'll get the money ready by tomorrow morning. 922 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:19,585 That would be perfect. 923 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:21,877 And don't tell anyone, You can't even tell me. 924 01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:24,668 I want from this incident hear nothing more. 925 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:27,210 Fine, then I'll take the money Pick it up yourself tomorrow morning. 926 01:12:27,418 --> 01:12:29,085 - Good. - I'm counting on you. 927 01:12:29,085 --> 01:12:29,877 Yes. 928 01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:32,002 Mamma mia! 929 01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:01,585 Françoise! 930 01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:06,710 Françoise! 931 01:13:06,710 --> 01:13:10,168 I found a solution. Wake up, we can go now. 932 01:13:16,210 --> 01:13:18,418 But I'm safe here. 933 01:13:20,502 --> 01:13:22,418 Françoise, come on. 934 01:13:22,418 --> 01:13:23,877 We can get out of here. Immediately! 935 01:13:24,668 --> 01:13:26,127 Why don't you wake up? 936 01:13:27,127 --> 01:13:28,377 I have... 937 01:13:29,002 --> 01:13:30,293 Françoise! 938 01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:57,127 It's seven o'clock. May this day be radiant and full of joy for you. 939 01:14:02,668 --> 01:14:05,752 - Good morning, Your Holiness. - Good morning. 940 01:14:05,752 --> 01:14:08,043 Today is the day of your sermon. 941 01:14:08,043 --> 01:14:10,335 My head is buzzing. 942 01:14:10,335 --> 01:14:12,085 Didn't you sleep well? 943 01:14:12,085 --> 01:14:14,168 No, because I had a nightmare. 944 01:14:16,752 --> 01:14:18,502 Does he want a coffee too? 945 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:20,918 - Who? - Well, him. 946 01:14:25,502 --> 01:14:26,960 I don't know who that is. 947 01:14:29,668 --> 01:14:30,668 She? 948 01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:34,210 - I don't know who that is. - Me neither. 949 01:14:35,377 --> 01:14:36,877 You bastard! 950 01:14:43,168 --> 01:14:44,585 No idea who she is. 951 01:14:45,752 --> 01:14:50,002 Your Holiness, Have you heard the latest rumor yet? 952 01:14:50,585 --> 01:14:53,793 It's called the drug dealer would have demanded a ransom. 953 01:14:54,668 --> 01:14:56,793 And if you fail to pay it, 954 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:59,418 then she will take everyone in the Vatican hostage. 955 01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:02,835 Isn't that worrying? 956 01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:06,460 Where did he go? 957 01:15:19,793 --> 01:15:22,543 - Good morning, Your Holiness. - Good morning. 958 01:15:22,543 --> 01:15:23,752 Sit down. 959 01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:26,168 Everything is in here. 960 01:15:28,252 --> 01:15:30,585 - Two million. - Oh, yes. 961 01:15:30,585 --> 01:15:32,002 Should we recount? 962 01:15:32,002 --> 01:15:34,877 But no, I can do that Trust you, right? 963 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:39,210 - Wonderful, right? - Such wonderful. 964 01:15:39,210 --> 01:15:41,210 There is only one God, 965 01:15:41,210 --> 01:15:43,460 - and he is merciful. - Merciful. 966 01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:46,252 And how! Well then, thank you very much. 967 01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:48,377 Let's go. 968 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,335 Sister, what's wrong with you? 969 01:16:18,460 --> 01:16:21,585 You're not going anywhere, Popemobile! 970 01:16:31,752 --> 01:16:36,668 It's a pretty low dose. This will make the whole thing take much longer. 971 01:16:37,335 --> 01:16:39,710 I know exactly that you don't want to die. 972 01:16:39,710 --> 01:16:41,043 Listen. 973 01:16:41,043 --> 01:16:43,377 I would like to make you an offer. 974 01:16:43,377 --> 01:16:46,710 We will kill the Pope and you will take his place. 975 01:16:48,127 --> 01:16:51,085 No no no! Don't swallow! Spit that out! 976 01:16:59,210 --> 01:17:00,668 Good morning and goodbye! 977 01:17:00,877 --> 01:17:01,918 Aleikum salam? 978 01:17:02,502 --> 01:17:03,668 What? 979 01:17:03,877 --> 01:17:05,168 Aleikum salam? 980 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:06,252 What? 981 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,377 Good morning, your Holiness. 982 01:17:13,585 --> 01:17:16,085 -Ramirez. - Good morning. 983 01:17:21,918 --> 01:17:23,335 Comandanta. 984 01:17:24,752 --> 01:17:26,835 From that moment on, Barnabé asked himself, 985 01:17:26,835 --> 01:17:30,043 whether it was even worth the effort, to stand up for humanity. 986 01:17:30,252 --> 01:17:32,710 Good morning. Can you tell me was I already here today? 987 01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:34,252 Are you lost, Your Holiness? 988 01:17:34,252 --> 01:17:35,960 No, I want to know whether I was here today. 989 01:17:36,168 --> 01:17:38,460 - So I... - Have you seen me? 990 01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:41,668 - Yes, you are standing in front of me. - Fine, but did you see me before? 991 01:17:43,043 --> 01:17:44,377 Ah, forget it. 992 01:17:44,585 --> 01:17:47,627 Every single woman will hang on your lips. 993 01:17:47,835 --> 01:17:52,127 Your mom will be the happiest mom be all over the world. 994 01:17:52,127 --> 01:17:53,543 And think about the women. 995 01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:56,793 Really, all women will hanging on your lips. 996 01:17:59,502 --> 01:18:01,293 -Slim! - Let him go! 997 01:18:05,085 --> 01:18:06,085 Parcinkus! 998 01:18:06,085 --> 01:18:09,335 You are the spawn of the devil and a disgrace to the church! 999 01:18:09,335 --> 01:18:11,793 You're really not very nice, I have to say that. 1000 01:18:11,793 --> 01:18:12,835 Where is my money? 1001 01:18:15,377 --> 01:18:16,960 It's here! 1002 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,002 Here! It's here! 1003 01:18:24,502 --> 01:18:25,502 Parciscus! 1004 01:18:26,210 --> 01:18:27,335 Françoise! 1005 01:18:27,335 --> 01:18:28,668 You can't shoot him! 1006 01:19:25,793 --> 01:19:28,668 - That was dirty money anyway. - No, it's not that. 1007 01:19:28,877 --> 01:19:30,877 I am pregnant, Your Holiness. 1008 01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:35,293 And from you, because I slept with you. 1009 01:19:35,502 --> 01:19:36,627 That doesn't count, absolutely not. 1010 01:19:36,627 --> 01:19:39,252 Yes, you can assume that it counts. 1011 01:19:41,293 --> 01:19:42,710 Father, you are going to be a dad. 1012 01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:57,418 The Holy Father was over very disturbed by this big vortex. 1013 01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:01,960 Would that mean that this vortex would now rule over the world? 1014 01:20:06,085 --> 01:20:09,043 Slim now had a temporary contract. 1015 01:20:11,168 --> 01:20:12,418 My dear Slim, 1016 01:20:13,043 --> 01:20:15,293 I need to recharge my batteries, 1017 01:20:15,293 --> 01:20:17,668 to after all that to find meaning again. 1018 01:20:18,293 --> 01:20:19,877 Did you mean it when you said 1019 01:20:19,877 --> 01:20:22,043 that you me be represented from time to time? 1020 01:20:23,377 --> 01:20:24,460 Yes, I mean you. 1021 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,710 Tell me, when is he coming back? 1022 01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:48,543 - In six months. - Well, wonderful. 1023 01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:52,418 Does he know about the child? 1024 01:20:52,418 --> 01:20:54,377 - What did he say? - We share custody. 1025 01:20:59,627 --> 01:21:00,460 Give it here. 1026 01:21:02,043 --> 01:21:03,085 Don't screw it up. 1027 01:21:33,627 --> 01:21:37,793 Six months later she came for him pick up in the Mexican desert. 1028 01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:39,960 Apparently Slim had a burnout. 1029 01:21:40,752 --> 01:21:43,293 Françoise had a thorough job in the Vatican tidy 1030 01:21:43,293 --> 01:21:45,168 and fight evil with evil. 1031 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:48,585 She promised that motherhood would change her forever. 1032 01:21:49,127 --> 01:21:50,918 Well, we'll see. 1033 01:21:54,127 --> 01:21:58,252 At least the Holy Father could. now finally home. 1034 01:21:58,252 --> 01:21:59,710 And that was a good thing. 1035 01:21:59,710 --> 01:22:02,127 So he could get to his Beliefs return. 1036 01:22:02,127 --> 01:22:06,085 Generosity, benevolence, charity. 1037 01:22:06,085 --> 01:22:07,835 His business model, so to speak. 1038 01:22:07,835 --> 01:22:11,252 And maybe he would soon become more papal than the Pope. 1039 01:22:12,210 --> 01:22:14,127 And as for me? 1040 01:22:14,127 --> 01:22:16,877 I had after all this still have my faith. 1041 01:22:16,877 --> 01:22:19,502 And that almost borders on a miracle.